First we find out there’s no tooth fairy.
Then about five years later we finally realize that Santa Claus isn’t real.
Twenty years later we find out that Vitamin Water is bad for you and almost all extremely attractive celebrities have had some sort of plastic surgery. Or as the great Chris Rock once said, “First the Fat Boys break up and now this. There’s nothing to believe in anymore.”
Catherine Zeta Jones
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sara Jean Underwood